Special Lady!

Creature · 06-19-2006, 05:43 AM

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery shop one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque. " I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

Duality · 06-19-2006, 07:35 AM

Lol, that's hilarious! Robbed him of his money. This is one of the reasons I don't trust getting paid by check.

Creature · 06-19-2006, 12:32 PM

That "lady" knew what she was doing.

When you are old never trust a very young girl to be your girlfriend.
She doesnt want you. She wants your money.
Besides, you cant do anything so why she will love you?

06-19-2006, 05:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Creature Preferred Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 136	Special Lady! An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery shop one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque. " I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very peed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?" __________________ www.cheatstomb.com The place for your cheats Join the Best Webmasters Forum and chat with other webmasters. www.bestforumer.com

06-19-2006, 12:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
Creature Preferred Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 136	That "lady" knew what she was doing. When you are old never trust a very young girl to be your girlfriend. She doesnt want you. She wants your money. Besides, you cant do anything so why she will love you? __________________ www.cheatstomb.com The place for your cheats Join the Best Webmasters Forum and chat with other webmasters. www.bestforumer.com

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06-19-2006, 07:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Duality Preferred Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 185	Lol, that's hilarious! Robbed him of his money. This is one of the reasons I don't trust getting paid by check.